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"All I know is it's not up to code."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

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"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Chess on TV

Dominoes

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'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

Matador.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'