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'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Old-fashioned computer

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'It's a hybrid.'

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

The Quantum Mechanic...

Physics toy.

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"My doctor gave me a pacemaker."

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

Trapping the Polecat

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Have you installed the heater?

'The volcano is in the shop.'