Mechanical Jester Pillows

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

Tennis ball girl.

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'