Meatless Maven Gifts

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."