Meatless Marvel Gifts

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Motivation to work

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Macho man body building club.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Just along for the ride.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"Iron Man Competition"

'People soup again?'

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."

Butcher shop +

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'The volcano is in the shop.'