Meatless Marvel Gifts

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Motivation to work

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Macho man body building club.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'People soup again?'

Just along for the ride.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Iron Man Competition"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"

"Well, you did tell him you wanted nothing on it."