Meat Vs Veggies Debate Pillows

The Ghost of Food

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The Atkins Diet.

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."