Meat Vs Veggies Debate Pillows

The Ghost of Food

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Cooked rare.

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

The Atkins Diet.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."