Meat Tray Fan T-Shirts

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Non-Humble Pie.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

You're late!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'