Meat-free Mindset Pillows

Easter Ham Free.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Namasteak"

DIY Butchers

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Go Veggie...

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Butcher shop +

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"Are you still a vegetarian if you only eat herbivores?"

'The count goes vegetarian'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'

Free-range tofu.

'I'm beginning to feel bad about skipping church for a cookout.'

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

devoted vegetarian.

Vegetarian Butcher

'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'

"Thanksgiving is a celebration of life!"

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'