Mealtime Defender T-Shirts

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Drop the can opener!'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

'No, the Patriot Act doesn't make it all right for you to read your sister's diary!'

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Will My Kid Eat This?

"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

Naughty Dog

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say. . .

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

Staunch lady at grocer's

When telemarketers pray.

"He has some food issues."

'Why do they always call right in the middle of dinner?'