Meals Gifts

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

Soup Surprise

'For what we are about to receive...'

'My name is Joel...I'll be your waiter' Diner: 'Could I see some ID, Joel?'

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

'Here's your businessman's lunch, you bloated plutocrat.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Brunch for Cows

'Gee, Dad, I didn't know you knew how to cook!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'Unless you rob a bank or get a raise in the next 5 minutes, there's nothing here we can afford.'

'Dinner will be a little late -- I was overcome by the fumes.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

"Prepare to launch!"

'Well, clear away your after lunch snack, it's tea time.'

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'

'Don't forget. On the way home pick up some dog food for dinner.'

"Please don't kill me."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!