Meal Time Mayhem Appreciators Pillows

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Have you said grace? No, we said grace yesterday, this is leftovers!

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

'Oh,do grow up - dinner wasn't that late.'

"What are we cannibals?"

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

Family saying grace

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

Cooking shows for dogs

'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'