Meal Prepping Pillows

'I'm making enough so I won't have to cook again this month.'

'I don't eat red meat, remember?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Like death by salad.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"I hate going to the grocery store, so I bought a refrigerator that holds enough food for a year."

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Damn it, PB&J again."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Ready Meals/Not Ready Meals

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'My mom packs a lunch, high in nutrition but low in trade value.'

'When it comes to food shopping, he has a 'can do' attitude; it's in a can - it'll do.'

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

In Case of Emergency Break Glass

A spider meal prepping

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Counting ribs

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Before/After

MUSHROOM MASACRE.