Prepared Meals Pillows

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

LAY ZEE FUK

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Like death by salad.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Horn of Leftovers

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Please don't kill me."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'