Prepared Meals Pillows

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

Counting ribs

LAY ZEE FUK

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Chez Nous Menu

'Like death by salad.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Horn of Leftovers

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"Please don't kill me."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"