Meal Plan Strategist Pillows

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

Chez Nous Menu

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"