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"If it weren't for the team of MBA's that have been here fro the start of the company we would never make it through the bankruptcy and restructuring."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

The MBA Draft

Overjumpers

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Monkey Business College

Bell Hop

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

The Corus.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute