Mba T-Shirts

"If it weren't for the team of MBA's that have been here fro the start of the company we would never make it through the bankruptcy and restructuring."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

The MBA Draft

Overjumpers

"That is an outrageous slur."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

Monkey Business College

Bell Hop

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

The Corus.

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'