Maypole Dance Master T-Shirts

People walking their dogs

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Michael Jackson.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Odette from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

Dance.

Zumba

Ballet dancer.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

You're never too old for ballet!

Dance.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Leaping

Take a bow!

Ballet Lovers

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Curtsey

Bow

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'