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Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

Dog steals a cricket ball.

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Good Kitty No More.

Miracles on 34th Street.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.