Mayhem Appreciator Mugs

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Here's your sweater back."

"Cat with nine still lives"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

Good Kitty No More.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

"That's why we call him 'Slick'."

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

Page boy blowing his nose on the Brides Train Veil.

Boy caught by a policeman