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Sloaney Pony.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

High security Santa's grotto

"We won!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Wall Street Couch

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Tunnel of Like.

Face Painting.

Online Shopping.

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Add to Basket?

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Golfers lost on the road

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.