
Sloaney Pony.
Looking for a gift for your Mayfair aficionado? Our curated collection features clever, stylish products that capture the essence of London's most elegant district. Delight fans of Mayfair with items that blend humor, sophistication, and a dash of British flair, ideal for showcasing their passion for London's luxury enclave.
Sloaney Pony.
'What do you do with the time you save?'
"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"
High security Santa's grotto
'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'
"We won!"
Wall Street Couch
Big Hank's shooting gallery.
"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."
'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'
'Greenwich in the Season'
George doesn't really like me using the credit card.
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
Tunnel of Like.
Face Painting.
Online Shopping.
Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.
Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts
Early attempts at standardising currency.
'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'
"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."
'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'
'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'
"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."
"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."
'Wait until you see what you got me!'
'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'
"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."
Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.
'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'
Golfers lost on the road
Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).
Add to Basket?
Band of Grenadiers on Tower Green.
Tunnel of Love Just Friends.
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