Mature Humorist Mugs

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'Man...You age great!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

The Devil making snow angels.

"The good new is I found your dentures. The bad news is the dog has a new chew toy."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."