Midlife Humorist Mugs

The over-40 workout

"I'm going to need a hug, Maurice - it's from the A.A.R.P."

Same Sexless Marriage

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

Clancy Strip: Fear of Growing Old

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'I'm 43, but I'm having it changed to 38 by deed poll.'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Rocket charmer.

Whale Pattern Balding

'Dang.'

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

Dad Socks / Dad Sex

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Good news, we found a plant the cured baldness."

'I suppose they call it 'Middle age' because that is where you age shows...'

Castle with parking lot.

birthday meets reality

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Live: Middle Aged Men