Mathletes With A Sporty Side Gifts

Basketball Nerds.

I like the Jets...I guess

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Ball as water-melon.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Improvised Dentistry.

An abacus swimming pool

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Rugby Player

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

Sporting maladies.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

Cricket Lovers

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'DO we have a Math test today?'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!