Mathletes In Swimming Lanes Gifts

An abacus swimming pool

I like the Jets...I guess

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Sunbathers.

"Marco ..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Privates Beach"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"They're so like us."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."