Mathematical Physicist T-Shirts

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Thinking Gears

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Math Dreams

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Intelligent people laugh too!