Mathematical Mind Pillows

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'Here's looking at Euclid.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

"Is it that bad?"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Einsteiners.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

The Life of Pi

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Pi Ala Mode.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.