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Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Yoga classes door.

'That's my boy...'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

'I need a new toy!'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Diplo

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Will build to suit myself.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Dinosaur bones assembled incorrectly

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

Fred, Mozart's equally brilliant, but lesser known brother who was a carpenter and built his first symphony hall when he was three.

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

Mr. Blok's nap is his daughter's opportunity.

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

'I assume all this playing will lead to innovation.'

Dr Jones had, in a former career, worked in the construction industry...

Castle-shaped igloo.

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

"The sound of your mom falling asleep wakes you up too?"

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

"...All I got was a new box of lego blocks!"

Teaching Tolerance.

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

Build your dream home.

'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'