Math History Geek Prints

...as Leibniz said to Newton,

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"He gets easily abstracted."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.