Math-averse Chef Pillows

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Quartet of chefs.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"You're doing it wrong."

'..and one for the pot.'

Microwave confusion.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Cook and PC

"Should you add more pepper?"

Boiling Point

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Square pies produce new mathematical formula.

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.