Math-averse Chef Gifts

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Quartet of chefs.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'..and one for the pot.'

"You're doing it wrong."

Microwave confusion.

'It's her signature dish.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"Should you add more pepper?"

Boiling Point

Cook and PC

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

Square pies produce new mathematical formula.

Boil in the Bag - Candlelit Dinner for Two.