Absentminded Chef Pillows

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"Hello?"

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"You're doing it wrong."

'..and one for the pot.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Are you going to move?"

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'I forgot my keys!'