Maternal Identity Seeker Pillows

Surrogate patchwork mom

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Is this who I am?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Planned service changes

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Preparing for a new arrival

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Forming the adolescent personality

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."