Maternal Identity Seeker Prints

Surrogate patchwork mom

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Is this who I am?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Planned service changes

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Preparing for a new arrival

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Steve found himself on his travels.

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Reflection (with bubbles)

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Forming the adolescent personality

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."