Maternal Health Supporter T-Shirts

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Preventive medicine.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

May the force be with you

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Breast Feeding in Public

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

Breastfeeding in public

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

Booster dose for vaccine

'I like it, Johnson!'

Saline Dion.

NHS 75 years

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

I'm really REALLY fine... Best not take any chances

Company is allowed out of Obamacare contraceptive costs...Protesters allowed closer to birth control clinics.

Santa Therapist

Women's Voices Silenced

Viagra available on NHS.