Maternal Health Supporter Pillows

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Preventive medicine.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Breastfeeding in public

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

NHS 75 years

'I like it, Johnson!'

Saline Dion.

Booster dose for vaccine

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

Company is allowed out of Obamacare contraceptive costs...Protesters allowed closer to birth control clinics.

Jabber Wacky

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

Santa Therapist

Women's Voices Silenced

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves