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Maternal Health Advocates T-Shirts
Celebrate maternal health advocates with t-shirts that blend humor and heart. These stylish, meaningful designs help spread awareness and appreciation wherever they go.
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'
Preventive medicine.
"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"
Menopause and the City
May the force be with you
Groups of menopausal women in clinic.
'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'
World Health Organization
Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.
Cuba increases mass vaccination
"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."
Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.
'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'
"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."
Give up Smoking!
Breast Feeding in Public
Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.
'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'
'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'
Breastfeeding in public
"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."
Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.
"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."
"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"
Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.
COVID-19 Vaccine
"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."
Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians
"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."
"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."
"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."
Covid Mummy
'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'
Maternal Health Advocates T-Shirts Collection
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