Maternal Health Advocates Mugs

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Preventive medicine.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

World Health Organization

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Cuba increases mass vaccination

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Give up Smoking!

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

Breastfeeding in public

"Good news. I can extend your maternity leave by two days...Saturday and Sunday."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

COVID-19 Vaccine

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

Women's Voices Silenced

Company is allowed out of Obamacare contraceptive costs...Protesters allowed closer to birth control clinics.

"I'm concerned about your eating habits, son."

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

Covid Mummy