Women's Health Advocates Mugs

What To Expect When You're Expecting In Texas

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Sick

Preventive medicine.

May the force be with you

Menopause and the City

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

World Health Organization

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

'Once they start to sag, then I'll have to learn professional, technical and networking skills.'

Cuba increases mass vaccination

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Give up Smoking!

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Carcinoco

"Gotta be an implant."

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

COVID-19 Vaccine

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."