Materialist Pillows

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

New Gods

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

U-can take it with you funerals.

Empty pockets (four of them).

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

"C'mon, would it really be heaven if you couldn't bring it with you?"

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'