Materialist Mugs

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

The Worship of Money

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

New Gods

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

'What?! Oh, that's just an expression. Of course you can take it with you!'

Empty pockets (four of them).

U-can take it with you funerals.

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

'I don't ask for much, all I want is more.'

"C'mon, would it really be heaven if you couldn't bring it with you?"

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."