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Truth and beauty? Or money

'The first outstanding characteristic I noticed about him was his fat wallet.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

No Immediate Danger

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Bashful in Nashville

Business Duck

Day one, post grad

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Made in China.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

A Higgs Bosun

"Two-minute warning."

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

Blood Peer Pressure.

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'