Material World Collector Gifts

Divorce Court

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Busy day

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'