Match Point Fanatic Pillows

Oh, that's definitely out!

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Evolution.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

A woman watches football on her computer.

First Prize!

Punishment for the kicker.

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

High Kick

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Bear sleeping in a cave.

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

Tennis

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

Headstone of a crossword addict

'Will you please stop playing with it!'

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

Cricket

Snap!

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.

'And she needs to be a complete bitch.'

"Dog care refers to you caring for the dog, not the other way around!"