Match Point Fanatic Mugs

Oh, that's definitely out!

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Evolution.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

A woman watches football on her computer.

First Prize!

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Pokemon Get Lost

Punishment for the kicker.

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

High Kick

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Bear sleeping in a cave.

'You may've gotten my king, but I just Charlie Sheen won, you troll!'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

Tennis

'Will you please stop playing with it!'

There's a factory up here making something exported to earth? Yeah, people down there want a match made in heaven!

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."

Headstone of a crossword addict

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

Cricket

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

CIA HQ. There are lots of stupid ways for agents to blow their cover, but a "God Bless America" ringtone?!

'Our credit card company is offering rewards points for spending more than we earn.'

Snap!

Never say you don't have a girlfriend.

'And she needs to be a complete bitch.'