Sign Fanatic Mugs

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Beware of God"

Nervous World Markets.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Ill next Thursday

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Sales

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

Correct Spelling Lane.

Knight

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

Deadwood 25 miles

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"High Pressure Area"

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles