Matador Fan Mugs

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Turkish Democracy

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

A Little Extra

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Halloween Selfie

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Halloween sculptor

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"I prefer your early pieces."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."