Dictator Fan Mugs

Firing your advisors

Paul Klee

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"You're on a what?!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"Feel better, dear?"

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Abraham Lincoln

"Sure, you're a dictator, son, but Muriel's boy is an absolute dictator."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Davy Crocat

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

August Comte

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Destabilization of the EU and US

Christopher Marlowe

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

Ludwig van Beethoven

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'