Dictator Fan Mugs

Firing your advisors

Paul Klee

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're on a what?!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Feel better, dear?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Abraham Lincoln

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

August Comte

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Davy Crocat

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

George W. Bush

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

Christopher Marlowe

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Stop! Can't you see he's tagged and has a beacon radio collar? He's part of a scientific experiment: we can't kill him..."

Destabilization of the EU and US

Ludwig van Beethoven

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

Thoughts about a comfort