Matador Fan Prints

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Turkish Democracy

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"I prefer your early pieces."

Halloween sculptor

Monster Realtor

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."