Mat Mischief Manager Mugs

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Teacher's pet dog

"Come on boy. Tell Daddy where you buried the leg of lamb."