Managerial Mischief Maker Mugs

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Bad dog."

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Teacher's pet dog