Mat Mischief Manager Prints

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Dogs life

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Teacher's pet dog